Vegetarianism: Evolving Backward!

January 17, 2006

Science has proven that humanity evolved because we ate meat. By being forced to hunt for meat as a main source of food, the hunter side of the human family tree evolved to have larger brains than the side that still ate fruit in trees. That entire side of the family died out. Thus, all humans today are descended from the meat eaters.

In today’s society, where almost all hunting is sport, an idea has formed. It’s inhumane to kill animals. We have been eating them for centuries doing fine and as soon as fruits are easily available people start griping.

The rest of nature however is content with eating each other. However, we are supposed to know better. Because we are human and we are therefore intelligent.

I can tell you straight from experience that argument is all bull. Just because you are human doesn’t mean you’re smart.

We are also a part of nature no matter how high we can raise gas prices. It’s been a good system for thousands of years and I don’t think people should screw with it. And quite frankly if you are going to look that sick after going without meat then it can’t be healthy.

Another thing, is I’m sick of vegetarians. You may say, “Yeah, we kind of got that all ready.” No, I’ve been going off on VEGANS. Big difference.

Vegetarians are the ones who are so damn picky. “Oh no, I’ll eat fish, but not any meat or eggs.” Fish is a meat. It is an animal. A true vegan doesn’t eat any animal products.

So my prediction is that all vegans will go extinct just like before.

Not the vegetarians though. Those guys either have stomachs of steel or switch every couple of months.

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